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This is sung by Deadpool, who breaks the fourth wall about everything. It is also a parody of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem.

LyricsEdit

[Deadpool]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Deadpool please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Deadpool please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

I don't get why they don't understand, my character, Clancy Brown Should Voice the Thing!

Mark Hamill should voice Dr. Doom, but what about Man-Thing?

Since the Creators of Ultimate Spider-Man and Avenger's Earth's Mightiest Heroes didn't get the actors right!

They aren't in the mind of going beyond, and we have the ways to make it right!

If only they hadn't made Gwen Tennyson so ugly with a Stuffy nose, what idiots!

Ariel, Starfire, April O'Neil, and Misty were A.O.K, and did not become idiots!

As for me, well Nolan North, Ryan Reynolds, and John Kassir were O.K.

But....

[Vocal: Dazzler, Powerman, and Nova]
Those silly folks don't Get Deadpool!

They just think he's a fool!

Why can't just they just go by the Rule!

They Don't see thy problem, but it's cool!

Enter the way of True Marvel, or it just ....Cruel!

I though Jamie Foxx was against racism not supporting it!

Instead he did a racial version of Black Lightning, and that's it!

I can't belive the world is full of pure greed, and stupidity

and even I can't even stand the humidity.


Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia
Sandvich Eats You

[Chorous x2]
'Cause I'm Deadpool, yes I'm the real Deadpool
All you other Deadpools are just imitating
So won't the real Deadpool please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

If you are young and trying to fit in the world today

Thanks to the sickness of Pollution, War, Homosexuality, makes me want to puke Oi Vei

Scientists, False Religions, especially Charity funds.........They are Con Artists

especially Charles Darwin the idiot of idiots and I dare to resist.

even with money talking making people looking the other way

Why can't people see these wrong things today.

[Chorous x2]
'Cause I'm Deadpool, yes I'm the real Deadpool
All you other Deadpools are just imitating
So won't the real Deadpool please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

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[Chorous x4]
'Cause I'm Deadpool, yes I'm the real Deadpool
All you other Deadpools are just imitating
So won't the real Deadpool please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Ha, ha
'Guess there's a Deadpool in all of us
'All right, let's all stand up

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